seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies

7 minutes ago with 4,230 notes / quicksilver-vevoseedy)

troyesivan:

if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it

1 hour ago with 53,891 notes / seeraslytroyesivan)

jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

(Source: zedoaria)

modern-requiem:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I want to make one but how

(Source: 4gifs)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

ladyavenal:

bcmjs:

BC performs a letter by Alan Turing at ‘Letters Live’, 2013

Source?

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(Source: pagefortyseven)

10 hours ago with 2,672 notes / phanscuddlespagefortyseven)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy)

10 hours ago with 363,509 notes / trustthebionerdzootedboy)

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

10 hours ago with 348,016 notes / quicksilver-vevoimgfave)

okaytroyler:

I have no excuse for this.

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

10 hours ago with 46,277 notes / hellsfinedeanlexislost)

emmasneverland:

Elizabeth Lail & Georgina Haig as Anna & Elsa in TV Guide(x)