what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies
if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
I want to make one but how
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
BC performs a letter by Alan Turing at ‘Letters Live’, 2013
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.